#QueerNerd BS

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Please accept this FloCali drawing I did before I disappear for another year /exagg

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Anyone that's comfortable in jeans (especially skinny jeans) fucking scare me.

I always feel like I'm dying when wearing jeans. They feel like they're attached to my skin and I just

Ewuuuggfhhhh no. No no no. I'd rather burn in the darkest pits of tartarus than wear skinny jeans.

My legs need to B R E A T H E.

Allistic husband: "Jeans are comfy."

Autistic me: "You're nuts."

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My WTTT / WTTSH headcanons because I'm mentally ill...

Florida is part alligator. Not a lot, only a small percentage, but still. He's got small patches of scales on places like his ribs, his hips, shoulders, shoulder blades, and his tail bone (haha). His teeth are also sharper than normal, but not noticeably so.

New York is a trans guy. That's it. He's a trans guy. <3

California has BPD. This is just me projecting, but whatever. His fear of abandonment is made worse by the fact literally nobody likes him. But that's fine, because I like him. He's my babygirl <3

Texas loves teaching people about cowboy hat etiquette, but he's talked about it so much that nobody wants to hear about it anymore. He loves his cowboy hat and cowboy hat etiquette <3

Cal used to steal Texas's cowboy hat and wear it, and Texas flusters every single time. He doesn't know if Cal knows the rule or not, and he doesn't want to tell him.

(Cal absolutely knows the rule)

Florida also steals and wears Texas's cowboy hat. He makes it clear he knows the rule. Texas repeatedly rejects him because he thinks it's funny. No harm done.

California has little bear ears under his beanie!! They're adorable!! He's adorable!! I adore him!!! <3

Florida has a crush on Texas

Florida has a crush on Louisiana

Florida has a crush on California

Florida has a crush on Alaska

Florida has a crush on New York

Florida had a crush on Hawai'i. She rejected him and they both moved on.

Florida has an Alligator stuffed animal.

Alaska is part moose and has the little ears and horns under his hat! He's also got the tail! He's precious! And such a bitch! <3

Texas is short, but buff. It's one of the things Alaska makes fun of him one. He's the second biggest state (land-wise and muscle-wise) but he's SHORT! He's 5'6 and will kick anyone's ass.

Would it be cruel of me to make New York part rat...?

Fuck it, I'm doing it. New York is part rat. He's got the tiny ears, his eyes are red, he's got a tail, his nails are more like claws, etc etc.

SPEAKING OF EYES! CALIFORNIA'S EYES USED TO BE GOLD, BUT THEY'VE DIMMED AND ARE NOW A BROWN-GREEN!!

That's all I have for now. If y'all wanna add to this, feel free! :D

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GOTHAM CITY IS CANONICALLY LOCATED IN NEW JERSEY

METROPOLIS IS USUALLY SEEN IN EITHER DELAWARE OR NEW YORK

GOTHAM CITY AND METROPOLIS ARE RIVALS

NEW JERSEY AND NEW YORK ARE RIVALS

THEY SHALL NOT ESCAPE THEIR RIVALRY, EVEN IN ALTERNATE FANDOMS

AAAAAAAAAAAA

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Okay, but consider: Cecil Palmer and Jonathan Sims are both cats, they're just 2 different kinds of cats.

Cecil: Orange Cat. He's a little deranged, and really stupid, but in an adorable way. You'd think he's on drugs, but no, he's just like that. Probably obsessed with the local puppy, who is confused but accepting, if a little excited. (The puppy in this situation is obviously Carlos)

Jon: Black Cat. Most people don't like him, some people try to hurt / kill him, and he absolutely does not deserve it. He's a "symbol" of bad luck, or something, but he's really not that bad. He's a bit of a menace sometimes, but he's usually just Some Guy™

Anyway, I love these two, and idc if this is out of character because they're my little meow meows (hehe) and I get to decide their characterizations /hj

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I had to go with the Northeast. I'm far too gay and autistic for any other option 🤭

No, but seriously. I'd get my ass kicked by the South, and there are too many false-niceties in the Midwest. That leaves the West and the Northeast, and California would annoy the shit out of me.

I gotta go with the Northeast. At least they're blunt, and most of them are really good about queerness. 🤭

I made the last poll for a day instead of a week so this now exists-

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AO3 IS DOWN!?!? HOW WILL I READ ABOUT MY FAVORITE FUNKY LITTLE GAYS FALLING IN LOVE!?!? I CAN’T BE GAY DO CRIME IF AO3 IS DOWN FJDDSKADAJFHJHFA

NNAAAUUURRRRR

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I'm finally watched She-Hulk

(Yes, I'm aware how far behind I am, fuck off)

And what I wanna know is

WHY DOES BRUCE KNOW EXACTLY WHEN AND WHERE STEVE ROGERS LOST HIS VIRGINITY?? HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT??

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If you’re still taking drawing requests, how about a Wanda Maximoff (MCU) x Killer Frost (The Flash) crossover with them being girlfriends?

You get flat colour because you asked for MCU Wanda /lh /hj

On that note, I hate that they whitewash Wanda in the MCU, so I did my own design that's kind of a mix between MCU and Comics? It's my own design, that's it.

Also, I haven't watched anything Arrowverse related, let alone The Flash, in what feels like forever, so. I did my best, haha

I hope you enjoy!

Let's Go Lesbians!

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Kon is soldier, Bart is poet, Tim is king.

They got solider, poet king’d

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This is basically the ThadKon dynamic I imagine.

Thad: I've been listening to ICP and they're probably my favorite band.

Bart: ICP?

Thad & Kon: Insane Clown Posse-

Thad: *flustered stare*

Kon: *smile*

*Kissing sounds*

They :]

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AUGGHHHHHHAHAHFHSHRHAJHRHWHEHEEH

MY BOYSSSSSSSS

Thinking about how Thad felt that they loved Bart more than him while he was Bart, and then Bart feeling like they appreciated/liked Thad more because of how efficient and skilled he was. It’s the cycle

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So based on danganronpa, can you draw Kaito Momota please?

You have no idea how much I love this man.

His hair is an absolute nightmare to draw, though, it's so annoying. And I usually forget the beard.

You were so polite in DMs though?? Like, hello??? You're so nice????

You get a fully coloured + shaded piece just for that, omg.

Anyways, here's the boy, hope you like it!! :DD

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You know you're not mentally well when someone seeming genuinely interested in something you like, or giving you a genuine compliment on something you made, has you giggling and kicking your legs like a little school girl. /p

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EVERYBODY, SHUT UP, AO3 IS WORKING AGAIN JDJDJJDJSDJJDJDJ